Freedom of FaceSpeech
- bfknyc
- Jan 22
- 2 min read
I’ve been giving some thought to Meta’s new policy regarding free speech, i.e. hate speech. Apparently, the company will no longer regulate it. You may see a lot of it in the future because as anyone can tell you: thirty percent of Americans really hate another thirty percent of Americans. But that’s all right because that thirty percent hates them back. Still, Facebook® could start to be a pretty nasty place.
So look at this essay as kind of a test. If you don’t see it on Facebook®, it means I’m in Facebook Jail.
(I wonder if that’s still a thing? I guess I’ll find out.)
Let us therefore begin…
Hey, Mark Zuckerberg! I just realized I can now write “White Trash” with impunity!
That got me put into Facebook Jail™ once before, remember? (So I started using “Rubbish of the Caucasian Persuasion.” Where there’s a will, there’s a way.) Not that I’m ethnically biased, mind you. I also despise the following with good reason:
Cunts For Trump
Faggots For Trump
Dykes For Trump
Scabs For Trump
Cripples For Trump
Crackers For Trump
Spades For Trump
Spics For Trump
Hymies For Trump
Chinks For Trump
Gooks For Trump
Japs For Trump
Wogs For Trump
Ragheads For Trump
Polacks For Trump
Krauts For Trump
Dagoes For Trump
Frogs For Trump
Micks For Trump
BoHunks For Trump
Slovenian Bimbos for Trump
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards For Trump *
And the all-encompassing
Retards For Trump
Sticks and stones will break your bones; Names will never hurt you. That’s why all Trumpanzees (and you too Zuckbug®) are put On Notice: I have a pile of sticks and stones. Fuck you. Twice. ____________
* Footnote for The Hard of Waffling
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