U.S. Presidential Cognitive Ability Test®

As we all know, the President aced his Cognitive Ability Test, which checks for dementia. Congratulations to him of course, but are we expected to believe this is the first time he ever told the truth?? I think not. The test seems rather simple, but it’s tricky! Want to see how well you would do? Here is the actual test. Good luck!

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How many fingers is Dr. Fauci holding up?

______________________________________________________________________ Which number is greater?

______________________________________________________________________ Complete this sentence:

“Hello, my name is ________.” Hint… ______________________________________________________________________ Here are Questions Three:

What is your quest? What is your favorite colour? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ______________________________________________________________________Which does not belong? ___Bald ___ Balled ___ Bawled? ______________________________________________________________________ Quick! Johnny? Or Hand Puppet?

______________________________________________________________________ Do you think Kellyanne Conway still “does it” with her husband? Do you have photos? Do you think Ivanka Kushner still “does it” with her husband? Does that bother you, Daddy? Have you ever taken a urine test? Other than in Moscow? ______________________________________________________________________ Suppose you’re on a sidewalk selling a dozen apples for 5¢ a piece.

These apples you have purchased previously for 2¢ a piece.

Suppose Rockefeller is driven up in his Dusenberg, and gets out and buys ten apples from you…

Who is better at making a profit? You??? Or Rockefeller? ______________________________________________________________________ Which of these animals belong in a zoo?

______________________________________________________________________Listen and repeat: Peter Pecker picked a piece of pussy palimonies. If Peter Pecker picked plenty of pussy pieces, How many palimonies will Peter Pecker have to pay? ______________________________________________________________________