Make Britain Great Again. Make It Scotland.

Too many Brits are having second thoughts about their “leave” votes in the Brexit Election. Of course they are! “Leave” was supported by the UKIP. That’s just like voting for Donald Trump: If you’re on the same side as the UKIP (or Donald Trump), you’re an idiot.

Now that your frantic, fractious fever has passed, however, I have a plan… A very cunning plan.

1) If Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister, egg him mercilessly every time he shows his face. This simply shows that you’re serious.

2) Scotland asks for the date of a new Independence Referendum. They nearly won it in 2014, but that was before you people acted like a bunch of nativist wankers: “Aye Scots, wha ye hae? Dinna ye have nuthin’ to do with these mooorrons!”

3) Pressure MP’s (with eggs, if necessary) to grant referendum “as soon as possible.”

4) Scotland votes for independence.

5) Psst… This means Scotland is now a “republic” ☺

6) The Republic of Scotland applies for European Union® membership.

7) The European Union®—a now very pissed-off group of countries and people—thinks this is A Very Good Thing, and a perfect way to piss on “la perfide Albion.” Therefore, full EU Membership is granted to the Scots Republic... Immediately!

8) England and Wales set a referendum to join Scotland.

9) Referendum passes easily because the “working classes” save their pints for AFTER the voting.

10) Brussels soon gets around to welcoming their new partner: Scotland (which now includes England and Wales).

11) The Royals are kicked out, of course, because Scotland is A Republic!

12) London is no longer the capital, but that fact never hurt New York.

13) Northern Ireland… Well, it has two choices: Join the Republic of Ireland OR The Republic of Scotland. That’s it. And probably more than you’ll ever deserve.

14) What a very cunning plan this is. ☺

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