R.I.C.O. Rat Gang
In olden days, if you committed a crime or murdered someone, you’d try to hide it. Not anymore. If you’re Kyle Rittenhouse or the...
Friday, August 13th, 2021
Did you know that tomorrow is Happy Fascist Reinstatement Day?? It’s on Friday the 13th so it shouldn’t surprise you. Of course, for this...
Fucksgiving
It’s 2020, so this November 26th is Fucksgiving!
Herd Immunity
Donald Trump is going to bring back this economy even if it has to kill YOU. Nice knowing you! Bye!
Why Conservatives Suck Dog Dick
If Liberalism was Urban, then Conservatism is Country… Club. What’s good for rich conservatives (Country Club) is good for the rest of...
U.S. Presidential Cognitive Ability Test®
As we all know, the President aced his Cognitive Ability Test, which checks for dementia. Congratulations to him of course, but are we...
NYC Enters Phase 1
Let's hope this is only a phase we are going through. The thing ain't over until we have Dance Class and Theater back again....
Tales of the Pandemic
I’m writing to you from the Island of Manhattan, where I have been stranded these past six weeks. I am all alone, but now and then when I...
The Little Red Hen Redux
One bright, sun-shiny day at the collective farm, the Little Red Hen came across some seeds of wheat on the road. “I have found some...
Whodunnit? A Political Thriller
Here's a spooky little tale for all Halloweeners.
