
Lion's Pride Family of Products
Listen up: The decision has been made... by Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk (a pustule of the MAGA movement in Amarillo Texas) that will...

I Kid You Not (April Fools)
"Many are called. Few are chosen." – Matthew 22:14 McConaughey Lyin' Ted Skeevy Stevie Lady Graham Old Screwball Hangin' Mike Pence...

Friday, August 13th, 2021
Did you know that tomorrow is Happy Fascist Reinstatement Day?? It’s on Friday the 13th so it shouldn’t surprise you. Of course, for this...

Fucksgiving
It’s 2020, so this November 26th is Fucksgiving!


Whodunnit? A Political Thriller
Here's a spooky little tale for all Halloweeners.

You Just Might Be A Capitalist!
A teachable moment for Joe Scarborough, who needs to know. (With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.)

“Fabulous Tales and Mythical Beasts”
Originally the title of a short piece by Woody Allen, but now our daily existence since January 20th. No matter how weird they get, it is...


Donald’s The Menace™
Donald Trump as Dennis The Menace.

Joe’s Bar & Clinic
We interrupt our regular programming (Mass Shootings Today®), to bring you this special leisure piece. Enjoy… It's A Fact: If men could...

The Extremist v. The Exorcist
I think most of us were happy to breathe a sigh of relief upon hearing that tolerant Pope Francis did not intentionally encourage the...