
Let's Talk About Polls
(And I mean really talk about polls, not the people living alongside the Vistula and enjoying a tasty kielbasa, nor the girls twirling...

Slippin' and Slidin' with Biden
I’m going to preface my main premise with this: I will vote for Joe Biden even if he is an ambulatory cadaver. In fact, I will vote for...

Let's Talk About... Ants!
You know? Ants are practically everywhere! They are very industrious: They can lift twenty times their body weight! They are organized....

Lion's Pride Family of Products
Listen up: The decision has been made... by Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk (a pustule of the MAGA movement in Amarillo Texas) that will...

Sunday Sermon with Dr. Phil
We interrupt our Sunday Cartoons for an important scriptural message. Well, you see, my husband was a carpenter and he was away a lot,...

Let's Talk About Dogs
Actually this is a “bait and switch” piece. Sorry. We’re going to talk about something completely different. Let’s talk about racism. But...


Josh Hawley – Runaway
Many other people have ridiculed Josh Hawley, but he did it best all by himself.

I Kid You Not (April Fools)
"Many are called. Few are chosen." – Matthew 22:14 McConaughey Lyin' Ted Skeevy Stevie Lady Graham Old Screwball Hangin' Mike Pence...


R.I.C.O. Rat Gang
In olden days, if you committed a crime or murdered someone, you’d try to hide it. Not anymore. If you’re Kyle Rittenhouse or the...

Friday, August 13th, 2021
Did you know that tomorrow is Happy Fascist Reinstatement Day?? It’s on Friday the 13th so it shouldn’t surprise you. Of course, for this...