Love Letter To Canada
Sorry that your downstairs neighbors suck.
I Kid You Not (April Fools)
"Many are called. Few are chosen." – Matthew 22:14 McConaughey Lyin' Ted Skeevy Stevie Lady Graham Old Screwball Hangin' Mike Pence...
R.I.C.O. Rat Gang
In olden days, if you committed a crime or murdered someone, you’d try to hide it. Not anymore. If you’re Kyle Rittenhouse or the...
Fucksgiving
It’s 2020, so this November 26th is Fucksgiving!
Herd Immunity
Donald Trump is going to bring back this economy even if it has to kill YOU. Nice knowing you! Bye!
U.S. Presidential Cognitive Ability Test®
As we all know, the President aced his Cognitive Ability Test, which checks for dementia. Congratulations to him of course, but are we...
Tales of the Pandemic
I’m writing to you from the Island of Manhattan, where I have been stranded these past six weeks. I am all alone, but now and then when I...
The Little Red Hen Redux
One bright, sun-shiny day at the collective farm, the Little Red Hen came across some seeds of wheat on the road. “I have found some...
You Just Might Be A Capitalist!
A teachable moment for Joe Scarborough, who needs to know. (With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.)
Make America Fine and Dandy Again
Did you miss Donald Trump’s foreign policy statement? You didn’t miss anything… #VIDEO #DonaldTrump #NationalSecurityStrategy...
