The Weirdfather
"Someday, and that day may never come…" Donald Trump talks to the wrong Mafia. #VitoCorleone #DonaldTrump #FoxFriends #Collusion...
What are we going to do with Trump People??
You know? I was talking to the Mooch recently (he’s got some free time), and so we were kicking around some ideas. Even though their...
The Trump Dump
It takes a Trump to know a dump. #DonaldTrump #WhiteHouse #SportsIllustrated #RealDonaldDump #VIDEO
Yes, We Do Photo Retouching!
Here we have a silent video in honor of the very first efforts inphoto retouching before Photoshop. Ah, that Staln, what a satirical...
Why This Essay Was Never Published
“Why this essay was never published”—a most provocative topic. People have in fact constantly asked me questions along this line. “How...
Bird Calls for the Uninformed
With a major winter storm headed toward New York, our thoughts turn naturally to... spring. #Cardinal #NewYorkMorningGlobe #Mockingbird...
CLAUS {A Xmas Tale}
'Twas the night before Christmas when the first fatality occurred. Bertram Bourgeois was busily cleaning out the flue in his chimney. His...
Roast in Peace
Twas the dreary midnight before Xmas and all through the haven, not a creature was stirring not even a raven. Ah, distinctly I remember...
